Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Seymour Hersh of the New Yorker magazine, leaked this bombshell, pun intended, at the Progress Journalism Conference. The question is why did Hersh decide to wait to speak out on this?
Bill O'Turdly, December 11, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Are you tired of waiting for that war in Iran or just simply confused about why Iran is an enemy of America and cannot have a nuclear program to meet its energy needs?
Well, do we have the solution for you!
Back in 1976, during the Gerald Ford presidency, with Dick Cheney as chief of staff and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 8, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Iran has sent a formal protest letter to the United States, accusing it of spying on Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s penis.
Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki said the note was sent in response to a U.S. intelligence report released on Monday about Iranian president’s penis size.
It said Ahmadinejad had a six and three quarter inch penis until [...]
Bill O'Turdly, October 18, 2007 # One Comment
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President George W. Bush said Wednesday that he thought Russia still wanted to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon. But stepping up his own rhetoric, the president warned that for Tehran to possess such a weapon raised the risk of a “World War III.”
Then Mr. Bush quickly added, “oh yeah, [...]
The Reverend Bill T. O'Turdly, October 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
The goddamn politicians in Washington and their pussy ass secular politics are letting America down. If it isn’t the Patriot Act being attacked, then it is that hate crime bill not letting good Christians tell their congregations the truth about homosinuality and its unrelenting attack against wholesome Christian values.
Now that freaking drag queen Condoleeza Rice [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Well, we just received another great nonsensical insult, but I am not sure if it was directed at my man T. Furgeson or myself…
The Lord Jesus has told us everything we need to know.
One of those things is that Satan’s Helpers would persecute us, including calling us things like “turds.”
No, the Lord didn’t say “turds” [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 11, 2007 # One Comment
Well, it seems that Disney does read TOAS and has taken our view point into account. After considering their plans to remake “A Christmas Carol” with Jim Carrey playing Ebenezer Scrooge and the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future, Disney has decided to pull the plug on the casting of Jim Carrey.
In a statement, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 12, 2007 # No Comment Yet
ABOARD USS JOHN C. STENNIS - From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, US Vice President Dick Cheney warned those “dirty tree fuckers” again on Friday to stay away from all of America’s precious forests and Alaskan wilderness, which only America and global warming has the right to destroy, and to stop trying to [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 6, 2007 # 4 Comments
SHARM EL-SHEIKH, EGYPT — In a warning to “those Dirty Tree Fuckers,” Condoleezza Rice has admitted that she is in fact a drag queen with an enormous cock. During her first face-to-face talks with Syria’s Foreign Minister Walid Muallem, Rice also admitted to bitting the dicks off 137 men and 3 dogs. While it still [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON – TOAS has intercepted a top secret message from US President George W. Bush to the rest of the world.
Bill O'Turdly, March 12, 2007 # 2 Comments
Chris Hedges, the son of a late Presbyterian minister who fought for civil rights in a small upstate New York town, has earned the prestigous Turdbuster Award from TOAS for his work exposing the Christian rights obsession with fascism and opposing gay rights.
Before becoming a reporter, Hedges was on his way to become a minister [...]
