Bill O'Turdly, March 2, 2007 # No Comment Yet
The US State Department’s annual report on narcotics has said Afghanistan’s opium has reached record levels. In the report the flourishing drug trade was cited as undermining the fight against the Taleban.
After nearly five and a half years into the Afghan War and 4 years into the United States’ and Britain’s “combat” of poppy [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 26, 2007 # 2 Comments
Looking for a new hero in the Middle East we offer you
Col. Fuzz E. Butt, Ret.
The foul, the phew, the manured. This patriotic poop is one tough turd. Whether it’s in the halls of Montezuma’s Revenge or in the hills of Tripoopli, he is first to defend his country’s right to poop freely.
Turd Birds
Bill O'Turdly, February 25, 2007 # 2 Comments
Dick Cheney and John Howard have admitted they like to wear women’s underwear and prance around cross dressing like J. Edgar Hoover. In a joint press briefing in Canberra, they reconfirmed their love of Texas Tea. Jokingly, a reporter yelled out “tea bag him Dick.” This brought out some laughter as Dick belted out one [...]
