Posts Tagged ‘Iraq War’
Al-Queda, There When You Need It »
BAGHDAD -- Like a Mastercard card, Al-Queda is there when you need it. Even cheaper than showing footage of a nuclear cloud, you can say that you killed a recent leader of Al-Queda in Iraq. Simply find some photo of an Islamic cleric on a google image search and add it to a hot story about how another leader of Al-Queda was killed by rival [...]
An American Sociopath »
In light of the recent premeditated shooting spree by Cho Seung-hui, which killed 32 people and himself at an American university, and the sensational media coverage that it has spawned, we here at TOAS offer you a real American sociopath: the US government. This past week hundreds of people have been killed in Baghdad, with over 200 people [...]
Turd of the Week »
WASHINGTON — US Senator John McCain said that the buildup of American forces in Iraq represented the only viable option to avoid failure in Iraq and that he had yet to identify an effective fallback if the current strategy failed. “I have no Plan B,” Mr. McCain said in an interview. “If I saw that doomsday scenario evolving, then I [...]
White House Cable Intercepted »
WASHINGTON -- TOAS has intercepted a top secret message from US President George W. Bush to the rest of the world.
Military Singles »
Looking for that special someone, well look no further! US Military Singles provides a way for US service men and women to meet one another! Just don't look for gays or lesbians, Military Singles has a strict don't tell, don't ask policy.