Teach English in Iraq

Bill O'Turdly, September 11, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Are you a not so experienced EFL teacher who would like to teach English in Iraq?
Then Robert Gordon has a deal for you!
A prominent Iraqi family living in the Kurdish region of Iraq is seeking to hire an English language tutor for its children, ages 6 and 9 years old. The children go to school [...]

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Turd of the Week: John McCain

Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]

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The Iraqi uranium swap

Bill O'Turdly, July 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet

WASHINGTON D.C. — The United States didn’t have authorization from the U.N. nuclear watchdog when it secretly shipped from Iraq uranium and highly radioactive material that could be used in so-called “dirty bombs,” U.N. officials said Wednesday.
When asked about the removal of 550 metric tons of “yellowcake,” the seed material for higher-grade nuclear enrichment, U.S. [...]

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Why No Americans Read The Economist

Turd Furgeson, December 22, 2007 # One Comment

How the fuck are you supposed to feel good about not having enough tax dollars left over for health care when you read garbage like this?
The hope (once shared, we admit, by this newspaper) that the West’s armies could return swiftly home and leave good order behind them was naive. Saddam Hussein and the Taliban [...]

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Teach English in the Green Zone of Baghdad

Bill O'Turdly, December 4, 2007 # 6 Comments

Hey all you ESL teachers, are you ready to reach the next level in ESL ?
If so, Kent Clizbe from Cameron Halifax Associates wants you!

Teach ESL in the Green Zone [of Baghdad]
We are a consulting services company. Our client needs one ESL teacher. We are searching for an adventurous, self-starting, independent person to [...]

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Blackwater getting the shaft

The Reverend Bill T. O'Turdly, October 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet

The goddamn politicians in Washington and their pussy ass secular politics are letting America down. If it isn’t the Patriot Act being attacked, then it is that hate crime bill not letting good Christians tell their congregations the truth about homosinuality and its unrelenting attack against wholesome Christian values.
Now that freaking drag queen Condoleeza Rice [...]

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The Petraeus Report

Bill O'Turdly, September 10, 2007 # One Comment

WASHINGTON D.C. –This week, the top US commander in Iraq, General David Petraeus, will give evidence about the war in Iraq in person to Congress.
President George W Bush will later lie in a formal report on the performance of the Iraqi government (or lack of) in meeting US-set benchmarks for political reconciliation.
The most [...]

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South Korean President No Tells Bush to stop being a menace on the Korean Peninsula

Bill O'Turdly, September 7, 2007 # No Comment Yet

SYDNEY — Fresh off from freeing his idiotic compatriots, who tried to introduce Christianity into a 99% Muslim country, South Korean President No Moo-hyun ended his talks with U.S. President Bush on a sour note Friday not over the war in Iraq, but rather the Korean conflict that ended with a truce more than [...]

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Bush vows to continue promoting fascism

Bill O'Turdly, August 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America’s war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said:

The ideals and interests that led [...]

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No Shit: Iraq to break apart completely

Bill O'Turdly, August 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet

“Already today, the main priority is to prevent Iraq from breaking apart completely.” That is the sober conclusion of a new study released Wednesday in Berlin on the situation in Iraq, called “Iraq Between Federalism and Collapse.” The study argues that there is little hope of a centralized power in Iraq and that the country’s [...]

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No Shit: U.S. Army suicides highest in 26 years

Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet

WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Army soldiers committed suicide last year at the highest rate in 26 years, and more than a quarter did so while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a new military report.
The report, obtained by The Associated Press ahead of its scheduled release Thursday, found there were 99 confirmed suicides among [...]

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Damn Those Dirty Tree Fuckers!

Bill O'Turdly, July 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet

WASHINGTON - The Dirty Tree Fuckers are using their growing strength in Pakistan and Iraq to plot attacks against U.S. soil and trees, heightening the terror threat facing all of the soil and tree in the United States over the next few years, intelligence agencies concluded in a report unveiled Tuesday.
At the same time, [...]

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