Bill O'Turdly, August 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America’s war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said:
The ideals and interests that led [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Well, one of our favorite fascists, Paul Wolfowitz, a chief architect of American hegemonic ambitions, is in quite a pickle. It seems that Mr Wolfowitz has been caught scheming to secure a pay raise for his girlfriend, Shaha Riza who probably used to work at the World Bank until Mr Wolfowitz was busted.
Earlier on Tuesday, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 25, 2007 # 2 Comments
A long time favorite of TOAS: all hail to the power of Wata.
Bill O'Turdly, March 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON – TOAS has intercepted a top secret message from US President George W. Bush to the rest of the world.
Turd Furgeson, March 16, 2007 # 4 Comments
A Japanese construction worker in Hiroshima has been caught stealing panties, lots and lots of panties.
Police found more than 4,000 pieces of lingerie in the home of a Japanese construction worker who used climbing skills developed on his job to steal women’s underwear.
What I want to know is who arranged all 4000 pieces of lingerie? [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 11, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Michael Jackson dropped by a US airbase during his tour of Tokyo, meeting thousands of troops and their families. The singer has been in the country greeting fans and judging a nude boy art contest organised in his honour.
Jackson called the assembled troops’ sons at Camp Zama “some of the most special people in the [...]
Turd Furgeson, March 4, 2007 # 2 Comments
This just in from our correspondant in Tokyo:
TOKYO (TP) , Smiling and waving to screaming fans, Michael Jackson arrived in Japan on Sunday for his second visit in recent years to host an exclusive party where admirers pay $3,500 to spend 30 seconds with the garish freak.
A relaxed-looking Jackson in trademark sun glasses and black [...]
