Posts Tagged ‘John Howard’
Cheney on D.C. Madam’s Phone List »
Is that Papa Cheney or is that Big Dick getting ready for his spanking? It seems that one of our favorite fascists is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey's list. An extremely knowledgeable source within the CIA has informed TOAS that when Mr. Cheney was not cross dressing with Australian Prime Minister John Howard or sucking King Abdullah's cock, he liked [...]
Howard to suck Bush’s cock »
SYDNEY -- At a joint news conference, Mr Howard (on his knees from under the podium) pledged support for the Iraq mission, while Mr Bush told journalists he thought Mr Howard was great at giving head. Mr Bush also addressed America's "complex" ties with China and hit out at Burma's military leaders. The men are meeting in Sydney ahead [...]
“So Ruddy went to a titty bar. So what?” »
Kevin Rudd, the Labor Party candidate for Australian Prime Minster has admitted that he is actually a man by admitting to going to a strip bar in New York City in 2003. In what appears to be dose of good old "shit I am going to lose the election, " John Howard and the Liberals came up with a good Neo-Con impersonation by finding a leak to the [...]
TOAS – A True Socialist Story »
At this point you are probably wondering why we haven't paid out any Socialists or Marxists, and it is a good question. It seems that we have over looked the whole pamphlet giving, frail, pasty skinned pinko crowd. Don't worry, we just overlooked this all too easy target. While I was walking about on King Street in Newtown (the trendy [...]
Al-Queda, There When You Need It »
BAGHDAD -- Like a Mastercard card, Al-Queda is there when you need it. Even cheaper than showing footage of a nuclear cloud, you can say that you killed a recent leader of Al-Queda in Iraq. Simply find some photo of an Islamic cleric on a google image search and add it to a hot story about how another leader of Al-Queda was killed by rival [...]