Bill O'Turdly, February 16, 2007 # One Comment
Scientists have produced new topographic maps of the Red Planet. Since we know that all of our loyal TOAS readers are mutli-billionaires, we give you a glimpse of what to expect on your trip.
Bill O'Turdly, February 12, 2007 # One Comment
Tired of paying your bills naturally by sending in all those checks or making internet money transfers, well TOAS offers you a new way:
Solving the Mystery of the Miracle Money
There’s the world’s way of trying to pay off bills, and there’s God’s way of supernaturally paying off bills. The Holy Spirit will stir [...]
Turd Furgeson, February 9, 2007 # One Comment
This just in:
Late this afternoon, beside the site where the dead sea scrolls were discovered, a malnourished fishermen discovered a lunch-box of many colors. Inside that lunch-box was a rotten apple and parchment. On that parchment was a record review, a Turd on a Stick record review.
The identity of the Rebel Jew that wrote [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 7, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Good Evening, Hoo!
In an effort to accommodate to what our readers want, we give you the finest entertainment from Japan: ?????.
Bill O'Turdly, February 6, 2007 # 2 Comments
Now out in stores, the true life story of Bill O’Turdly.
Bill O'Turdly, February 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Human excrement is not worth anything. Get rid of it!
A threatening dose of pulpitting…
Bill O'Turdly, February 4, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Not sure if you are a man or a women, then move to Nepal. You can get citizenship as both a man and a woman. The question I ask is: Can this person marry him/herself?
Bill O'Turdly, February 3, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Hoba, Haba, in a tribute to the greatest televangelist, Robert Tilton, we at TOAS would like you to harness and release your God-kind of faith to create.
Special thanks to fartingpreacher.org
Bill O'Turdly, February 2, 2007 # 2 Comments
After a blistering first week of posts, we at TOAS have run out of fresh ideas. Even after our high tech video conference about our marketing strategy, we could not decide on a direction to go. It was either monkeys or midgets.
Turd Furgeson, February 2, 2007 # One Comment
When I picture Jesus, I see him playing Vox Organ with TOAS and wearing a Dinasour Jr. T-Shirt. I picture him as Co-Producer of the a TOAS album entitled ‘holy shit!’ I envision the album reviewed by the entire Pitchfork staff and given a unanimous 10.0 point rating. That’s how I picture Jesus.
Bill O'Turdly, February 1, 2007 # 2 Comments
Wow! We just got out first paying advert!
“I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available even in soft Corinthian leather. Yet, it is on the highway where Cordoba best answers my demands….In Cordoba, I have what I need.”
Ricardo Montalban
