Bill O'Turdly, December 9, 2007 # 2 Comments
You might recall during a heated debate about penis size with fellow U.S. Republican Presidential hopeful, Rudy Giuliani, that Mitt Romney said his penis was made of baloney and that all the Mormon chicks dig it. Well, now it seems Mr. Romney is at it again with a window dressing about his Mormonism.
Almost the [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 10, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Tired of those pesky teenagers asking too many questions or disobeying your authority?
Check out the Walmart 2 for 1 Teen Torture Pack. When you purchase a set of Mitt Romney Teen Torture Nipple Clamps, you will receive a free copy of The Eagles’ new album “Long Road out of Eden.”
When sending 10,000 watts of common [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just received an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday by hauling in more than $3.5 million in 20 hours.
Paul, the Texas congressman with a Libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving that the mainstream U.S. media [...]
Bill O'Turdly, October 9, 2007 # 3 Comments
DEARBORN, Mich. - Republican presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani quarreled over their penis sizes Tuesday, each claiming greater commitment than the other in a debate in the nation’s [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Turds are everywhere, and seldom more so than this year. A freaking Mormon, who likes to torture teens is set to run for the White House, and this week Australian Prime Minister John Howard declared that any planes who stray into downtown Sydney’s airspace during the APEC Summit will be shot down which [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 25, 2007 # One Comment
Supplies are limited. Purchase your set today and keep those pesky kids from asking questions.
Bill O'Turdly, August 13, 2007 # 3 Comments
When Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney said he’d support doubling the size of the prison at Guantanamo Bay, he was trying to show voters that he’d be tough on terror and on those meddling teenagers. Two of his top fundraisers, however, have long supported using tactics that have been likened to torture for troubled teenagers.
As [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 13, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Mitt Romney, a mormon, the son of George Romney who was governor of Michigan and a presidential candidate in 1968, has thrown his hat into the US Republican Presidential Race in 2008.
Surrounded by his children and his grandchildren, Mr Romney made many references to Joseph Smith and the lost golden scriptures, saying that if [...]
