Bill O'Turdly, November 14, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Stephon “Starbury” Marbury has finally concluded the Trix are for kids and that silly rabbit is high on mescaline. The oft-troubled star has been living on his own planet since the beginning of last summer.
In a next message to the New York Post’s Marc Berman, Starbury said:
I have one thing to say and that’s I [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 14, 2007 # No Comment Yet
ORLANDO, FL - “The pretty stocky black guy,” who Bob Allen gave a blow job and $20 to, has been identified. Police in Titusville, Florida have confirmed that former NBA star Tim Hardaway was the recipient of Allen’s blow job.
When reached for a comment Hardaway again reiterated:
You know, I hate gay people, so I [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Starbury wants to average 10 points, 12-13 dimes, 2-3 assists, and 4-5 rebounds, huh?
Remember he is doing it for the kids, but I want whatever drug he’s on in that comrade atmosphere?
My sister Stephanie, that’s my namesake, that’s what she is to me…that’s my daughter name…she been praying for this forever and it finally happened [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This was brought to our attention by the great people at Basketbawful.
It seems destined that one day Larry Bird will be special and selling pencils. It is a bit sad and odd to watch a man’s face turn into the spokesperson for the March of Dimes.
Bill O'Turdly, April 12, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Ever since I was a child, I always be dribbling.
Bill O'Turdly, March 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
CLEVELAND — Cleveland Cavaliers center Scot Pollard, known across the NBA for his peculiar hairstyles, looked into the camera during a recent game and said, “Hey kids, do drugs.”
Pollard was sitting on the bench in street clothes when he made the remark during a 20-second timeout Sunday against Indiana.
We here at TOAS find Mr. Pollard’s [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Fresh off his “I Hate Fags” American tour, Tim Hardaway has entered negotations with TOAS to join the already illustrious line up of TOAS, Dancing with the Stars, which includes Adrain Zmed, the Dancing Dwarf, the bald Britney Spears, and Vanilla Ice.
Citing the questioned sexuality of Adrian Zmed, Hardaway reiterated his stance by saying: “You [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This just in: Tim Hardaway and Donnie Davies have formed an alliance against gay people called God Hates Fags, I Hate Gay People (GHFIHGP).
Bill O'Turdly, February 14, 2007 # No Comment Yet
(Insert Team Name) stand together and win together.
We’re starting to build a close team, says (insert young player’s name here), who did his share (insert day of the week) night.
Bill O'Turdly, February 14, 2007 # No Comment Yet
After being snubbed from the TOAS NBA All-Ugly Team, Zach wishes all his bitches and hoes a Happy Valentine’s Day.
Bill O'Turdly, February 13, 2007 # One Comment
Well, it is good to see that NBA players are busy earning all their millions by playing Pig.
