Posts Tagged ‘Poop’
Poop for Peace »
Just a friendly reminder that today is Poop for Peace Day.
Colonel Fuzz E. Butt »
Looking for a new hero in the Middle East we offer you Col. Fuzz E. Butt, Ret. The foul, the phew, the manured. This patriotic poop is one tough turd. Whether it's in the halls of Montezuma's Revenge or in the hills of Tripoopli, he is first to defend his country's right to poop freely. Turd Birds
Pay Your Bills Supernaturally »
Tired of paying your bills naturally by sending in all those checks or making internet money transfers, well TOAS offers you a new way: Solving the Mystery of the Miracle Money There's the world's way of trying to pay off bills, and there's God's way of supernaturally paying off bills. The Holy Spirit will stir you through these words [...]
Black People Can’t Karaoke »
In a rare newly unearthed video, there is evidence that suggests racial equality between blacks and whites. A researcher going by the undercover name Founder287, claims to have found this video in the unlikely place of a flea market. In the recent issue of Academics are Turds: The Journal of Preposterous Bullshit, Fouder287 sites the following [...]
Introducing the Turd Burglar »
The Turd Burglar is a plastic sleeve with a scoop that fits over a hockey stick blade, which allows you to loft and fling puppy poop to a collection area or compost heap with the flick of your wrist. No more heavy shovels. No more mechanical devices. No more messy smears. The TURD BURGLAR is the ultimate yard stick! Rubber Practice [...]