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Zbigniew Brzezinski’s 2008 U.S. Presidential »

Zbigniew Brzezinski’s 2008 U.S. Presidential Puppet Set

It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain's foreign policy coordinator, wins [...]

The Oprah Winfrey get your groove back on service »

The Oprah Winfrey get your groove back on service

Are you lonely a middle-aged western woman? Tired of horrible dates and men your age going to South East Asia to get young honeys? Well, look no further! 100% used and endorsed by Oprah herself, this unique service allows you to meet the young Kenyan man of your dreams. Not convinced, check out some of our testimonials: Bethan [...]

Celestial Seasons Seagaltime »

Celestial Seasons Seagaltime

Steven Seagal is not only a collector of guitars and sharp dresser, but he now has his own Celestial Sesonings Tea.

Hillary Clinton’s Consciousness Eraser »

Hillary Clinton’s Consciousness Eraser

Lionel Richie Cough Drops »

Lionel Richie Cough Drops

We gonna jumba jumba all night...