Bill O'Turdly, July 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We are so excited to inform you, our unrelenting secular trash cabal, that we have been condemned to hell and called pretentious, ignorant, atheists!
And, please remember that before you read any content on Turd on a Stick to say this prayer to the Lord:
IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON – TOAS has intercepted a top secret message from US President George W. Bush to the rest of the world.
Bill O'Turdly, March 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
From the genius of Bob Odenkirk…
Bill O'Turdly, March 22, 2007 # 2 Comments
Having some aches and pains?
Well, look no further Robert Tilton heals!
Bill O'Turdly, March 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Looking for that special someone, well look no further!
US Military Singles provides a way for US service men and women to meet one another!
Just don’t look for gays or lesbians, Military Singles has a strict don’t tell, don’t ask policy.
Bill O'Turdly, March 17, 2007 # 3 Comments
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Artist John Sims sees the Confederate flag as “visual terrorism,” and a symbol of a racist past. When Robert Hurst sees the flag, he is filled with pride as the descendant of a soldier who fought for the South during the Civil War.
Hurst walked into the Mary Brogan Museum of Art and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 6, 2007 # 130 Comments
Would you expect a nice high gloss flash website from the Klu Klux Klan?
The answer to that question would be a hell no! The home page has some messed up html coding and the links are barely visible. T. Furgeson and I are not ones to profess that we really know anything about making websites, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 2, 2007 # No Comment Yet
“Show us your titties!” The truck full of rednecks chanted in unison as they passed my mother and I walking in the infield of the Pocono International Raceway. As an eight year old I asked my mother what were titties, and when she told me what titties were, I thought the red necked men in [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 2, 2007 # No Comment Yet
The US State Department’s annual report on narcotics has said Afghanistan’s opium has reached record levels. In the report the flourishing drug trade was cited as undermining the fight against the Taleban.
After nearly five and a half years into the Afghan War and 4 years into the United States’ and Britain’s “combat” of poppy [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Fresh off his “I Hate Fags” American tour, Tim Hardaway has entered negotations with TOAS to join the already illustrious line up of TOAS, Dancing with the Stars, which includes Adrain Zmed, the Dancing Dwarf, the bald Britney Spears, and Vanilla Ice.
Citing the questioned sexuality of Adrian Zmed, Hardaway reiterated his stance by saying: “You [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 22, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Good evening my fellow Americans.
We have to discuss Iraq today and we have to help North Korea securitize the dismantling the dismantled nuclear warheads in Afghanistan and beyond. We certainly have a firm commitment to Europe. We are subliminally a part of Europe. It’s important in Afghanistan and beyond. We, we’re a nation of law. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 18, 2007 # One Comment
Well, it seems that those wonderful people at the Church of Latter Day Saints are getting ready to kick Ultraman’s and Astroboy’s combined asses. In what appears to be a blatant attempt to rip off Michael Moorecock’s Elric series and its subsequent comic books, Brant and Doug Peery are trying to round up all the [...]
