Bill O'Turdly, September 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Arlen Specter, the man who gave you the “single bullet theory,” which suggested the non-fatal wounds to U.S. President John F. Kennedy and Texas Governor John Connally were caused by the same bullet, has been a U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania since 1980. This makes him the 8th most senior Republican in the Senate.
Mr. Specter [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # 3 Comments
Thankfully, there is still one member of the mainstream American media who is not a pussy and does not toe the Republican bullshit party line! We give you Keith Olbermann.
Bill O'Turdly, August 31, 2008 # 2 Comments
We here at TOAS have gotten an exclusive look at a Nascar that the McCain Palin campaign is planning to sponsor. In honor of Sarah Palin’s not so subtle coming out on the side of Creationism, we give you this.
How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson.
The priests of the different religious [...]
Bill O'Turdly, January 4, 2008 # 2 Comments
DES MOINES, IOWA - Hot on the heels of his victory in the Iowa Caucus, Mike Huckabee has declared “a new day is needed in American politics, just like a new day is needed in American government.” He continued by telling supporters:
It starts here, but it doesn’t end here. It goes all the way through [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 12, 2007 # 2 Comments
While fellow Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has incorporated NASCAR into his campaign and Mitt Romney has tried to use (not quite) subliminal messages in his campaign, Ron Paul’s supporters will use a blimp to garner support for Ron Paul in the upcoming New Hampshire U.S. Presidential primary.
Paul’s campaign plans to fly the blimp along [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 12, 2007 # No Comment Yet
U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is not backing away from quotes about homosexuality that he made in 1992 while running for the U.S. Senate. Instead, he has upped the ante so to speak.
Get your “AIDS Kills Fags Dead” t-shirts and remember homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle. We need to take steps [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 10, 2007 # One Comment
Some good dirt has been dug up on our man Mike Huckabee. It seems in 1992 while running for the U.S. Senate, he called homosexuality “an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle.”
Although the conservative U.S. presidential hopeful has acknowledged the prevailing scientific view that the virus that causes AIDS is not spread through casual contact, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 9, 2007 # 2 Comments
You might recall during a heated debate about penis size with fellow U.S. Republican Presidential hopeful, Rudy Giuliani, that Mitt Romney said his penis was made of baloney and that all the Mormon chicks dig it. Well, now it seems Mr. Romney is at it again with a window dressing about his Mormonism.
Almost the [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 8, 2007 # 2 Comments
First we had Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney quarrelling about penis size, then we had Barack Obama dawning black face in an effort to become more black in order to get more votes, and now we have Mike Huckabee solidifying himself as the symbol of uneducated America by comparing the Presidential election to a [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 8, 2007 # 2 Comments
AMHERST, N.H. — During a recent campaign stop, U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told reporters that dinosaurs are only 5,000 years old. He continued by saying “what people call the fossil record is really the work of over-imaginative minds.”
The conservative politician further added that he doesn’t believe in evolution and Charles Darwin was some [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just received an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday by hauling in more than $3.5 million in 20 hours.
Paul, the Texas congressman with a Libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving that the mainstream U.S. media [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 4, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Yet another Republican U.S. politician has been busted for not being able to resist the unrelenting homosexual cabal. Washington State Republican Representative Richard Curtis, admitted to having sex with a man he met at an adult video store in Spokane last week, according to a police report released Tuesday afternoon.
The police report, filled with numerous [...]
