Al Gore to unleash new climate control cars
Bill O'Turdly, October 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
NEW YORK - Speaking at a conference for climate change, hot on the heals of his Nobel Peace Prize, Al Gore unveiled his plans for a new climate friendly car, which he plans to call Goredoba.
When asked about the similarity in name to Chrysler’s ill-fated Cordoba, Mr. Gore responded by saying “Ricardo Montalban doesn’t have [...]
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Adrian Zmed Confirmed
Bill O'Turdly, February 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
TOAS has confirmed that Adrian Zmed, former host of Dance Fever, has signed up to appear in TOAS, Dancing with the Stars. Citing years of obscurity and being confused for Ricardo Montalban, the 53 year old actor issued this statement.
“I was just tired of people coming up and asking me about soft Corinthian leather. [...]
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Soft Corinthian Leather
Bill O'Turdly, February 1, 2007 # 2 Comments
Wow! We just got out first paying advert!
“I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available even in soft Corinthian leather. Yet, it is on the highway where Cordoba best answers my demands….In Cordoba, I have what I need.”
Ricardo Montalban
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