Bill O'Turdly, August 29, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Get this: a jury in Staunton, Virgina has ruled that a straight over eighteen adult porno video is illegal and that it is so dangerous it must be wiped out from their precious community and kept away from any adult and further any adolescent who’s sexuality is awakening.
Are you shaking your head yet? Don’t worry [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
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Bill O'Turdly, November 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
While western women and human rights activists condemn sex tourism in South East Asian countries like Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia, who knew sex tourism for western women was alive and well in Kenya? It seems Kenya is a hot spot for middle-aged western women to get their groove on with tall and muscular Kenyan men. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
LOS ANGELES - Actress Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty to drunk driving charges in a plea bargain with authorities. Accordingly, the actress will have to spend one night in jail (in which she plans to make a lesbian jail house porn film) and has to serve three years probation with community service and a drug [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Bill O'Turdly, May 9, 2007 # No Comment Yet
LOS ANGELES — A petition has been started to pardon Paris Hilton and keep the heiress from serving her mandatory 45 day jail sentence.
In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: “My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”
The petition paints [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Mike Penner has been a sports writer for the LA Times for nearly 23 years. In a statement saying that his brain has been wired as woman’s brain, Penner said he would now like to be known as Christine Daniels.
After informing his boss, Randy Harvey, of the change, Harvey leaned back in his chair, looked [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
With the world becoming overpopulated we offer this simple video to help keep young couples from copulating. When you hear, see or know a young couple about to copulate, show them this video or tell them to watch this video. This should kill any sexual desire that any couple could have.
Bill O'Turdly, April 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Dr David Lewis, of the Mind Lab, has carried out research comparing the buzz of chocolate to that of a kiss. Dr Lewis conducted the research with couples in their 20s, who had their heart rates and brains monitored whilst they first melted chocolate (we’ll leave all the connotations of this to you) in their [...]
