Bill O'Turdly, December 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
It has come to the attention of Turd on a Stick that no sports stars are giving thanks to the dark under lord Satan. After almost every goal or touchdown, it seems that modern sports stars give thanks and praise to God by either kissing a cross pendant on their necklaces or they kneel down [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This was brought to our attention by the great people at Basketbawful.
It seems destined that one day Larry Bird will be special and selling pencils. It is a bit sad and odd to watch a man’s face turn into the spokesperson for the March of Dimes.
Bill O'Turdly, April 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Mike Penner has been a sports writer for the LA Times for nearly 23 years. In a statement saying that his brain has been wired as woman’s brain, Penner said he would now like to be known as Christine Daniels.
After informing his boss, Randy Harvey, of the change, Harvey leaned back in his chair, looked [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 8, 2007 # No Comment Yet
In an ongoing expose on the undiscovered talents of the drag karaoke scene we give you My Favorite Plum.
Bill O'Turdly, February 14, 2007 # No Comment Yet
(Insert Team Name) stand together and win together.
We’re starting to build a close team, says (insert young player’s name here), who did his share (insert day of the week) night.
Bill O'Turdly, February 14, 2007 # No Comment Yet
After being snubbed from the TOAS NBA All-Ugly Team, Zach wishes all his bitches and hoes a Happy Valentine’s Day.
Bill O'Turdly, February 13, 2007 # One Comment
Well, it is good to see that NBA players are busy earning all their millions by playing Pig.
Bill O'Turdly, February 6, 2007 # 2 Comments
Now out in stores, the true life story of Bill O’Turdly.
Bill O'Turdly, February 6, 2007 # One Comment
The friendly folks at Poop Report have started to compile a list of Fecal Figures of Speech. They also publish such wonderful poop such as this:
POOP OF THE WEEK
Ever since I hit puberty, my ass has smelled nastier and nastier. Years after I took noticed to the fetid stench of sweat and residual poop, I [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 4, 2007 # 3 Comments
In honor of a friend of mine and his Thanksgiving day tradition of the NBA’s All-Ugly Team, we have decided to name our all ugly team for 2007.
At Point Guard we have a perennial favorite: Sam Cassel, affectionately known as E.T.
At Shooting Guard we now have Jarrett Jack. After some complaints from our readers questioning [...]
