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Apple Unveils iBomb »

Apple Unveils iBomb

CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA -- After conquering the world of portable media players for infidels, Apple boss Steve Jobs has unveiled the iBomb, which Jobs characterized as a "multi-function portable media player for Islamic extremists." The Apple boss continued by saying that he wanted "to open Apple's iPod to a new ever-increasing market, Islamic [...]

Steve Jobs Admits that DRM is Just a Great Big Turd on »

Of course Universal, Sony BMG, Warner and EMI don't quite agree with him. Apparently they distribute 70% of the worlds music. Or 99.95% of the crap that isn't worth paying for anyway. Recently Steve Jobs wrote about an alternative to iTunes' current DRM system. In his words, "to abolish DRMs entirely... because DRMs haven"t worked, and may [...]