Posts Tagged ‘Terror’
Seven former CIA heads are better than one »
Amidst accusations that the CIA brutalized, tortured and mistreated terror suspects in its custody, count them, seven former CIA chiefs have come out to try and stop US Attorney General Eric Holder's attempt to probe these accusations. Former CIA head, William Webster who served from 1987 to 1991, stated, "do you know who you are fucking with?" [...]
Bush: Dirty Tree Fuckers Ordered non-Iraq Attacks »
WASHINGTON - Seeking to rally support for the war, President Bush is pointing to U.S. intelligence asserting that the goddamn top "Dirty Tree Fucker" ordered a top lieutenant in early 2005 to form a Dirty Tree Fucker faction to hit targets outside Iraq, and that the United States should be first in his sights. The information, which Bush was to [...]
Turd O’Reilly Calls A Person or Group a »
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. -- Bill O'Reilly may proclaim at the beginning of his program that viewers are entering the "No Spin Zone," but a new study by Indiana University media researchers found that the Fox News personality consistently paints certain people and groups as villains and others as victims to present the world, as he sees it, through [...]
Condoleezza Rice Admits to Bitting the Dicks off 137 »
SHARM EL-SHEIKH, EGYPT -- In a warning to "those Dirty Tree Fuckers," Condoleezza Rice has admitted that she is in fact a drag queen with an enormous cock. During her first face-to-face talks with Syria's Foreign Minister Walid Muallem, Rice also admitted to bitting the dicks off 137 men and 3 dogs. While it still remains to be seen if she has [...]
Bush Addresses ‘Dirty Tree Fucker’ Threat »
Tonight I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat to the environment, and America's determination to lead the world in confronting that threat. The threat comes from Dirty Tree Fuckers. It arises directly from the Dirty Tree Fuckers' actions -- their history of aggression, and their drive toward a society of tree sodomites. [...]