Bill O'Turdly, May 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON - Seeking to rally support for the war, President Bush is pointing to U.S. intelligence asserting that the goddamn top “Dirty Tree Fucker” ordered a top lieutenant in early 2005 to form a Dirty Tree Fucker faction to hit targets outside Iraq, and that the United States should be first in his sights.
The information, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 8, 2007 # No Comment Yet
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Bill O’Reilly may proclaim at the beginning of his program that viewers are entering the “No Spin Zone,” but a new study by Indiana University media researchers found that the Fox News personality consistently paints certain people and groups as villains and others as victims to present the world, as he sees [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 6, 2007 # 4 Comments
SHARM EL-SHEIKH, EGYPT — In a warning to “those Dirty Tree Fuckers,” Condoleezza Rice has admitted that she is in fact a drag queen with an enormous cock. During her first face-to-face talks with Syria’s Foreign Minister Walid Muallem, Rice also admitted to bitting the dicks off 137 men and 3 dogs. While it still [...]
Turd Furgeson, May 4, 2007 # 3 Comments
Tonight I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat to the environment, and America’s determination to lead the world in confronting that threat.
The threat comes from Dirty Tree Fuckers. It arises directly from the Dirty Tree Fuckers’ actions — their history of aggression, and their drive toward a society of tree [...]
