Posts Tagged ‘TOAS’
Zbigniew Brzezinski’s 2008 U.S. Presidential »
It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain's foreign policy coordinator, wins [...]
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Chinese man drops dead after viewing Turd on a Stick »
BEIJING - A Chinese man dropped dead after viewing Turd on a Stick for three consecutive days, state media said on Monday as China seeks to wean internet addicts offline. The man from the southern boomtown of Guangzhou, age 30, died on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital from an internet cafe, local [...]
Turd on a Stick – Bark at the Turd »
An action figure is usually jointed, thus capable of various dynamic poses. A figurine, meanwhile, is typically frozen into a single pose. It might enjoy an exquisite level of detail, might be nice to look at for awhile. But in the end, it isn't meant to be engaged with-- it sits idly on the mantle, gathering dust, its inflexibility limiting [...]
Celestial Seasons Seagaltime »
Steven Seagal is not only a collector of guitars and sharp dresser, but he now has his own Celestial Sesonings Tea.