Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Is there a guy in music with more a pretentious sneer than Richard Ashcroft? Too bad the Forth blows chunks like poor Richard’s whole solo catalog. Do we have a new soft rock renegade for the 21st century?
Bill O'Turdly, February 9, 2008 # No Comment Yet
While George Harrison had a guitar that gently weeps, Carlos Santana’s guitar is so dry that it drips sand.
Bill O'Turdly, December 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
After their December 10th London, O2 Arena show, we have to wonder what kind of black magic Jimmy Page has spun out to the world or how much money Led Zeppelin’s public relations people used to pay off the press. Robert Plant couldn’t hit the notes and Jason Bonham just blows and isn’t even close [...]
Kool Moe Turd, December 11, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Still looking for that holiday gift for that special someone?
Well, look no further! Whiteny Housturd’s One Wish, The Holiday Turd is jammed pack with all of her Christmas favorites like One Wish (For Crack Cocaine), and Have Yourself a Coked Up Christmas.
Turd Furgeson, November 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Kevin Shields and gang hot on their heels after 1991’s Loveless, are entering the studio to finish its follow up. And, we have an exclusive glimpse of the artwork that will accompany its upcoming digital release.
Bill O'Turdly, November 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
There’s not much to be said about Turdfly that hasn’t been said about Max Cavalera’s several other projects to date, they suck!
Kool Moe Turd, November 7, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We give you slow hand himself, the man who only knows how to play one solo but some how millions of people think he is a good guitarist. Too bad most people don’t know that Jack Bruce wrote all the good songs by Cream.
Turd Furgeson, November 3, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Graced with a quick, sometimes sung delivery, Bone Turds-N-Harmony burst out of the Midwest in the mid-’90s with a pair of massive hits, “Turdish Ruggish Bone” and “Tha Turdroads,”along with a great album, Turd 1999 Eternal, and then quickly unraveled. Now the group is back together after the release of their greatest hits, Turd Stories. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, October 10, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Ask and you shall receive. We give you those wannabe Japanese from Germany. Maybe, they can split a bill the Night Rocker himself David Hasselholff.
