Bill O'Turdly, August 26, 2008 # One Comment
Nothing says shitbomb better than Michelle Malkin. The conservative whore de jour after all only argues for aggressive racial profiling and internment of all citizens. How quickly does one forget her origins coming from a family who fled from the tyrant Ferdinand Marcos in 1970. I guess like all women she is attracted to shoes. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We give you U.S. House of Representatives member Dennis Kucinich, the only man with balls enough to call for the impeachment of Emperor Bush, not once but twice.
Here he is in action calling for U.S. Constitutional law to actually be followed again.
Here is he calling for the impeachment of the great war criminal George [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. — The United States didn’t have authorization from the U.N. nuclear watchdog when it secretly shipped from Iraq uranium and highly radioactive material that could be used in so-called “dirty bombs,” U.N. officials said Wednesday.
When asked about the removal of 550 metric tons of “yellowcake,” the seed material for higher-grade nuclear enrichment, U.S. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We here at Turd on a Stick still have not achieved our goal of getting this Nazi off the air.
If you are able to do this Turd on a Stick is offering you and a companion free airfare to Bangkok, Thailand.
Interested?
All you have to do is frame Bill O’Reilly in a cheap hotel room [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet
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Bill O'Turdly, November 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Forget about huffing gas or downing some cough syrup. There is an even cheaper and browner way for kids to get high. As one U.S. TV station proclaimed, this “Dirty New Drug Threatens Youth,” and another TV station stated that this “pretty horrific new drug [is] becoming more and more popular in schools [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
In an effort for us to become lazier, do more drugs and have massive cocaine parties with strippers and whores, Turd on a Stick is giving you, our loyal readers (all 42 of you), a chance to write for our illustrious turd. If you see, read or witness something that makes you think that is [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 11, 2007 # One Comment
NEW YORK (AP) — The title of the new “Indiana Jones” movie, directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Harrison Ford, has been revealed.
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Turds” will be in theaters May 22, 2008.
The title of the long-awaited fourth installment of the adventure series was announced by Shia LaBeouf, who co-stars with [...]
Turd Furgeson, September 10, 2007 # No Comment Yet
If I could speak cat. I’d say “That’s my fucking pseudonym cat. Fuck off and get your own. Stupid furball.”Next thing you know it’ll have it’s own blog. Probably more popular than TOAS. I can’t wait until they find out that posting video of your cat gives You Tube rights to perform market research on [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 10, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Pretty disturbing…
Turd Furgeson, September 6, 2007 # 6 Comments
He’s always on about why believe someone that lied again and again? Like that question really means anything. Then he’s all constitution this, and constitution that, like a pot smokin communist hippie freak.
But what pisses me off most is the way he got a bunch of left wing populist groups to infiltrate the Republocrat debates [...]
