Posts Tagged ‘US Hegemony’
Zbigniew Brzezinski’s 2008 U.S. Presidential »
It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain's foreign policy coordinator, wins [...]
Former NFL player Tony Siragusa eats Kofi Annan »
Former American football player and current TV analyst Tony "The Goose" Siragusa, upset at the United Nations' attempt to reign in U.S. hegemony, apparently decided to take action into his own hands and has eaten former United Nations Chief Kofi Annan. However, Mr. Siragusa, a native of Keniloworth, New Jersey, was confused and did [...]
The Iranian Two for One Deal »
Are you tired of waiting for that war in Iran or just simply confused about why Iran is an enemy of America and cannot have a nuclear program to meet its energy needs? Well, do we have the solution for you! Back in 1976, during the Gerald Ford presidency, with Dick Cheney as chief of staff and Donald Rumsfeld as secretary of defense, [...]
Iran protests over U.S. penis spying »
Iran has sent a formal protest letter to the United States, accusing it of spying on Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's penis. Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki said the note was sent in response to a U.S. intelligence report released on Monday about Iranian president's penis size. It said Ahmadinejad had a six and three quarter inch [...]
Bush vows to continue promoting fascism »
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America's war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said: The ideals and interests that led America to help [...]