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Obama: “I have a nuclear plant in my ass.” »

Obama: “I have a nuclear plant in my ass.”

WASHINGTON D.C. -- US President Barrak Obama  and his allies raced Friday to use their revelation of a secret Iranian nuclear enrichment plant as long-sought leverage against Tehran, demanding that the country allow highly intrusive international inspections and propelling the confrontation with Tehran to a new and volatile pitch. In a week of [...]

Millions of African Americans cannot recognize an »

Millions of African Americans cannot recognize an Uncle Tom

WASHINGTON D.C. -- It apparently seems that millions of African Americans cannot recognize an actual Uncle Tom when they see one. After many years of falsely accusing sports stars and celebrities who actually give back to the African American community, black Americans have been hood-winked by sleek talking elitist who is controlled by the [...]

Bush admits World War III is upon us »

Bush admits World War III is upon us

WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President George W. Bush said Wednesday that he thought Russia still wanted to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon. But stepping up his own rhetoric, the president warned that for Tehran to possess such a weapon raised the risk of a "World War III." Then Mr. Bush quickly added, "oh yeah, I forgot, phases 1 and 2 of [...]

Bush calls Ron Paul a terrorist »

Bush calls Ron Paul a terrorist

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Addressing the press in the Rose Garden of the White House, U.S. President Bush referred to Ron Paul as a terrorist: Ron Paul talks a big game. He says Constitution this, Constitution that, but what he really wants to do is eliminate our freedom. He is jealous of our freedom and he wants to end the war in Iraq and negotiate [...]