Turd Furgeson

Affectionately called T. Furgeson, this wide eyed wanderer likes to inflect the hell out of lubricated words naturally suited to his slippery voice. Hailing from the motor city, T. enjoys the finer things in life such as Leo beer, 100 Baht all you can eat barbecues, the Smokey and the Bandit trilogy and Tramadol.

Never one to back down from a challenge, T. has begun formal training to become a professional wrestler under the tutelage of wrestling legend, Jimmy “Superfly” Snooka. During a recent interview, T. unveiled his plans for a new global mega-retail shop chain, which will be named Turds R’ Us. T. currently resides in Pang Nga, Thailand with his adoring family.

Bill O'Turdly, March 23, 2007